|me:||this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow|
|me:||here read it|
Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source]
THE SPIDER MAN ONE
absolutely not. no no no
I knew I shouldn’t have scrolled all the way down
The last one is unacceptable. You stop that.
The cutest burritos you will ever see.
season nine: crowley starts getting desperate
omfg i cannot with you people anymore
Silly Crowley. You can not fit a moose in a box that small.
OH MY GOD THERE’S ART MARRY ME
A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.
who has this much free time to calculate that though i mean it was free but jesus christ
he’s living the dream